how to give an awful handjob
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire
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Do Not Disturb the Dreaming Grass
When the sprinklers come on is it considered a wet dream?
Back off, ladies…this one’s all mine.
humina humina humina! Take me to the parking lot of the women’s-only gym in this guy’s town. I need to meet my future husband-murderer!
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7 Pictures Of Tom Cruise Being Tall
We’re hoping he reaches 6’3” soon. We could use another big guy on the varsity basketball squad.
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im finally 18. yeah i've had a shitty life but that doesnt mean my future has to be covered in dirt. i can rise up to be something great one day.now aside from all that bullshit im a gamer. and im proud to say i dont suck ass. i've been playing since i was like 5. true story. and since i was poor, well forget the was cuz i still am. i played the old systems and gradually worked my way up to third gen consoles and i reside on the xbox side of things with gears 3 as my favorite game. i also love drawing and poetry. im a keep to myself kind of guy. i love walking and thinking of all the mistakes i've made.
